thinspiration

OK so the holiday countdown is well and truly on but somebody needs to tell my appetite that. In just over three short weeks there will be more flesh on show than at a gypsy wedding and I feel very unprepared. For one, like Snow White, I have skin as white as snow and some of my peers have been hitting the sunbeds hard and are quite frankly glowing. I however am a sunbed novice and have a recurring fear that I will fry to my death in a Final Destination style accident, or more likely burn. Then there is the itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini dread therefore my 'intense' gym regime has begun, not that I plan to wear anything more revealing than a burkini . I say intense and this is because I nearly died on Tuesday during Body Attack, probably more to do with the double chocolate cookie I inhaled moments before the class but it was horrific regardless. Since then I have been sculpting my physique by energetically dancing to Lady Gaga in my bedroom, quite a sight to behold let me tell you. Her new album is pretty much amazing, she is a total hit maker! A couple of weeks ago I bought this gorgeous dress from ASOS (below), I absolutely love it but am not feeling nearly svelte enough to venture outside in it. I am hoping that by the time I board the plane to Barcelona Ill be looking better than the model wearing it! Unlikely.